The Cabin Crew

Well your ride to the Faire arrived yesterday, now I introduce you to your cabin crew. Every aircraft needs someone to nag you to fasten your seat belt and tell you what to do in an emergency.. well there’s none of that nonsense on the Fairechylde, there’s not even seats. That’s because the Fairchylde is a party ship that you board by walking up a rainbow, you’re not gonna get that at JFK or Gatwick airports! Being able to adjust the transparency of the cabin crews uniform, as you can with this dress, would be another thing that’d certainly make air travel more interesting (or scary in some cases) too.